Friday 9 November 2007

Tonto and the Lone Ranger

I've been asked to lighten things up a bit, so to this end I will on occasions post some jokes.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping out one night. Tonto, after having a very bad dream, awoke to see the stars above him. He woke the Lone Ranger and said to him, "What you think?"

The Lone Ranger replies reassuringly, "Well, Tonto, it's like this, God gives us miracles in life. Each day is a new beginning, just like every night there's a new star in the sky. What do you think?"

Tonto looks at him, confused and says, "Tonto think someone stole tent."

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